MP's Broncos Update

Former NFL Commissioner Pete Rozelle convinced "all the league's owners to adopt revenue sharing, arguably the most successful form of socialism in U.S. history. The reason the NFL is so dominant is because the NFL is basically Marxist. This was Rozelle's greatest coup, and everybody knows it. But you'd never guess that from watching the NFL Network. Marxism is not a talking point." -Chuck Klosterman

Regarding McDaniels/Profanity-gate: I don't think the guy should have apologized for anything. He didn't say anything unreasonable in the circumstances; in fact he didn't say anything that I haven't said at my job (which is moderately comparable). I think he apologized because he is a caring parent, which is a good thing, but I hope he doesn't change his ways. I like his fieriness.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Gnome Material saved for posterity

Thanks for visiting the Bronco Update today. I have just been alerted that the Broncos Gnomes are uber-pumped about the upcoming AFC Championship game. In their excitement, the Gnomes tend to be quite raucus and haphazard. You can spot their mini-celebrations
by the small orange flags they wave as they carouse late at night in parks and empty street intersections. CDOT will attempt to cordone off any celebrations they encounter but they can't be relied upon to notice them all. After all, Gnomes are small. So be on the lookout for
small gnome-parties. Join at your leisure. . . .and peril.
(Once again, your support is appreciated by Marc-Paul and the Broncos Gnomes, a usually finicky bunch who are nonetheless enjoying the success of the Broncos this season. Broncos Gnomes are notoriously secretive and hard to spot, so if you see any please let Marc-Paul now.
Reunion amongst long-separated Broncos Gnomes is a joy to see, and Marc-Paul is committed to GRUMP - the Gnome Re-Unification Millenial Project. You too can join GRUMP. Just email Marc-Paul to find out how. Peace out, Broncos fans.)

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