Bastardly Fans
I belong to a football pool. Every week members pick the winner of each game. We do it for fun. We do it for laughs. We also do it for cash. This week I noticed that several of the folks have picked KC over Denver in the Monday night game. I know that many of the folks in this pool, if not all of them, live in Denver, which means ipso facto that they should be Broncos fans. Yet these insensitive bastards don't even have enough faith in their home-town team to pick them in the pool. Well guess what? I picked the Broncos. I picked them as a fan, and I picked them 'cause they're the better team. And if they win, then I might just get all the cash. And no, oh faithful readers, I won't be buying them drinks with my money. So there!
posted by MP | 5:17 PM
3 Comments:
Marc-Paul, you need to join our club! The Broncos Optimists club. Look for it at http://uncrushable.blogspot.com. (Sorry, I'm new to this and don't know how to create a link in a comment.)
Anyway - we have linked to your page from our blog. I like your perspective on things! And I agree with you, Denver-ites who root for other teams are just exhibiting a weak cry for attention because their mammas didn't love them enough in their childhood. hee hee hee.
Go Broncos! Hope you win your football pool!
What!?! What kind of slimy rat bastards are you playing games with? There is a reason they live in Denver and not KC, it's because things are better a mile high. The women are hotter, you get drunk on less beer, and above all the football team is better. I am not one who knows all the states or even all the players names, but I do know that I will always be a Bronco fan. They will always be my first pick. Anyone who can stand in Denver and pull for KC is nothing more than an ass ramming uncle fucker. A sad sorry sack of rotting elephant feces. If you love your preciouses KC sooooo much, that just pack your bags and move there because I gaurentee you will not be missed here in Broncos country! You won't be missed at the game, you won't be missed at the bars, and if I see you an the side of the road in a rainstorm I will be sure not to miss you with the puddle of water! You Suck!
Oh, and if the broncos fail to pull out a win on Monday, so be it. Atleast I will be able to sleep at night knowing I was on the right side of the ball.
GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!
KC SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!!!
MP-- You better have cheered the boys to victory-- that ticket was a steal, man. Go Broncos and hope you had fun.
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